Comprehensive review coming soon.
Please see scoresheet below
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Name (1-5) |
2 | 3 | |
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Website (1-5) |
2 | 3 | |
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Ambience (1-5) |
3 | 3 | |
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Music (1-5) |
3 | 4 | |
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Menu (1-5) |
4 | 3 | |
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Beer (1-5) |
4 | 3 | |
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| Popadom/Dip (1-5) | 3 | 3 | |
| Starter (1-20) | 15 | 16 | |
| Main (1-20) | 15 | 12 | |
| Sidedish (1-5) | 3 | 3 | |
| Dessert (1-5) | 3 | 3 | |
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A Bit on The Side |
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| Service (1-10) | 8 | 8 | |
| Toilets (1-5) | 3 | 3 | |
| Towels Mints Stuff (1-5) | 2 | 3 | |
| VFM (±1) | 0 | 0 | |
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Bonus Points |
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| Bangla Beer | 0 | 0 | |
| Internal Neon / Moving Water Picture | 0 | 0 | |
| Free Stuff | 0 | 0 | |
| Fight | 0 | 0 | |
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Pictures of Famous Happy Customers |
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You might see… |
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Barak Obama |
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Glenn Hoddle |
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Rugby 3rd XV |
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Vicki Pollard |
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Owner shaking hands with Gandhi (+100) |
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Total |
70 | 70 | |
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How did it leave me? |
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Unknown Superlative |
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Great Curry |
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A Fine and Tasty Meal |
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Next day squits |
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Not enough bog roll in the fridge |
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yes |
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Little or no control of my bodily functions |
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That night wishing you were dead |
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Summary |
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| Good for… | |||
| >80 | Night out with your Swedish au pair | ||
| 65-80 | Friends | ||
| 60-65 | A detour | ||
| 55-60 | Dinner with the missus | ||
| 50-55 | Place on the way home from the pub | ||
| 40-50 | Recommending to your worse enemy | ||
| <40 | A Fight | ||