Handy Scoresheet

Establishment Name
GG RD BM

Name (1-5)

Website (1-5)

Ambience (1-5)

(Décor/Music /Other Punters/Exterior appearance)

Menu (1-5)

(Clarity/Layout/Content/Easy clean)

The Food

Beer (1-5)

Popadom/Dip (1-5)

Starter (1-20)

Main (1-20)

Sidedish (1-5)

Dessert (1-5)

(Choices 6 average, 8 good 10+ excellent)

 

A Bit on The Side 

Service (1-10) (Speed Quality Courtesy)

Toilets (1-5)

Towels Mints Stuff (1-5)

VFM (±5)

Bonus Points

Bangla Beer (+1)

Internal Neon or Moving Water Picture (+1)

Free Stuff (+1)

Fight (±5)

Any Pictures of A Famous Happy Customer (+1)

Owner shaking hands with Gandhi (+100)

Lasting Memories 

Unknown Superlative (+5)

Great Curry (+2)

A Fine and Tasty Meal (+1)

Next Day Smell Like A Tandoor \ Not enough bog roll in the fridge (-2)

Little or no control of my bodily functions (-5)

That night wishing you were dead (-10)

Total

Summary

Good for…
>80 Night out with your Swedish au pair
65-80 Friends
60-65 A detour
55-60 Dinner with the missus
45-55 Place on the way home from the pub
35-45 Recommending to your worse enemy
<35 A Fight

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