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Name (1-5) |
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Website (1-5) |
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Ambience (1-5) (Décor/Music /Other Punters/Exterior appearance) |
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Menu (1-5) (Clarity/Layout/Content/Easy clean) |
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The Food |
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| Beer (1-5) | |||
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Popadom/Dip (1-5) |
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Starter (1-20) |
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Main (1-20) |
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Sidedish (1-5) |
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Dessert (1-5) (Choices 6 average, 8 good 10+ excellent) |
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| A Bit on The Side | |||
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Service (1-10) (Speed Quality Courtesy) |
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Toilets (1-5) |
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Towels Mints Stuff (1-5) |
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VFM (±5) |
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| Bonus Points | |||
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Bangla Beer (+1) |
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Internal Neon or Moving Water Picture (+1) |
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Free Stuff (+1) |
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Fight (±5) |
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Any Pictures of A Famous Happy Customer (+1) |
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Owner shaking hands with Gandhi (+100) |
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Lasting Memories |
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Unknown Superlative (+5) |
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Great Curry (+2) |
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A Fine and Tasty Meal (+1) |
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Next Day Smell Like A Tandoor \ Not enough bog roll in the fridge (-2) |
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Little or no control of my bodily functions (-5) |
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That night wishing you were dead (-10) |
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Total |
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Summary |
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| Good for… | |||
| >80 | Night out with your Swedish au pair | ||
| 65-80 | Friends | ||
| 60-65 | A detour | ||
| 55-60 | Dinner with the missus | ||
| 45-55 | Place on the way home from the pub | ||
| 35-45 | Recommending to your worse enemy | ||
| <35 | A Fight | ||